1. When I realize I’ve been using footnote Turabain formatting when I should have used parenthetical.



  2. When PhDs go to happy hour.


  3. When my research team finds our results to be positive AND significant.


  4. How I feel when knocking on my Chair’s door.


  5. When someone points out that I got a Hot Chili on RateMyProfessor


  6. When a student tells me that if I reconsider bumping his B- to a B, he would buy me a beer.


  7. spring break makes me dance like


  8. A student wrote their International Relations term paper on the subject of “Realism and Sexting” and I’m like:


  9. My response to pleas from students about grade changes.


  10. Writing a paper on epistemology without hurting myself or others.